Its a bank holiday, its raining and im at work.
Just ate some melon though. The texture of watermelon is a bit like an expanded water chestnut, which ive always imagined to be the same as a knee cap.
But I think a knee cap would not taste like peanut like I imagined. Although cow tongue tastes better than you would imagine.
Why do chimney sweeps not dance on the rooftops outside my work?
Better still I one day hope to see a cowled figure menacingly crouched on one of the stacks, waiting for evil to strike.
Not going to happen
I need bacon.
BE TOLD!!!!
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