A small rock like cluster on the southern hemisphere was identifiable on a long range viewing.
Many dismissed this a a meteor or small asteroid.
Carl, on the other hand pursued the matter and using the latest in computer technology, he enhanced the image to this:
and one of the most astounding scientific breakthroughs of the millennium was made. This was the beard of Beard Professor Galdoph Winkstein who, rumour had it, actually launched himself into space while climbing Everest in 1847 in order to prove Beard Theory.
Professor Galdoph Winkstein
Although his body did not survive the friction of leaving the earth atmosphere and the sheer passage of time toward the outer reaches of our solar system, the beard did.
What this proved was what Dr Carl had tried on many times to simulate. Beards can exist in a vacuum while detached from it's host.
It is theorised that at any one time there are 100,000,000 (1e+8) beards in orbit around the earth at anyone time.
Mostly due to Mancs law that on any bare rock surface the upward force in Gibbons equals the square of the escape velocity of the mass +7 * The underfoot rock coefficient.
Attracted to the rings of Saturn by an unknown force, one we now know as Gibbons force or "beard graviton", it sat in orbit awaiting discovery. A beard can exist in this hibernation state for some time which explains the pipes in my bathroom.
On examining the picture under an electron microscope he found outside. He was able to see microscopic fractures in the follicle alignments of the picture of the beard. The beard itself, now existing only in space, had somehow transferred it's essence down the telescope to the picture and was seeking a new host.
Potenski died some time later when he fell off a merry go round reaching for a candy apple. Which coincidentally was stuck to the beard of a passing Irish man.
Ming. Because Ming.
To be concluded...
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